twostupideggs

Apr 25

(Source: humortrain, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

poetic-ness:

dasnotgucci:

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache


This makes me feel so uncomfortable

Omg I can’t stop laughing

poetic-ness:

dasnotgucci:

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

This makes me feel so uncomfortable

Omg I can’t stop laughing

(Source: viejospellejos)

Apr 24

aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

(via dumbgeekstuff)

microwavablemeals:

do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them

(Source: tittifers, via tomhardyist)

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chubbyfury6:

kochebicub:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

NO. nO NONOonnoooOOOOOO

Omg no xD it was hard enough as it was lol

chubbymon darthsycorax fullmetalcub

chubbyfury6:

kochebicub:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

NO. nO NONOonnoooOOOOOO

Omg no xD it was hard enough as it was lol chubbymon darthsycorax fullmetalcub

(via gaynerdcomic)

completely-dunn:


wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via girllovinggirl)

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unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via dumbgeekstuff)

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

(via dumbgeekstuff)

bbcofficial:

islapoldppl:

cantwearhats:

technickel:

b-a-p-ontheblock:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

i’m 15 and i don’t get it

remember drawing on the plastic sheets and then casually smudging everything away aaah memories. 

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD INTERNET

Them loud ass flappy ass sheets.

we still use these at my school tho

bbcofficial:

islapoldppl:

cantwearhats:

technickel:

b-a-p-ontheblock:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

i’m 15 and i don’t get it

remember drawing on the plastic sheets and then casually smudging everything away aaah memories. 

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD INTERNET

Them loud ass flappy ass sheets.

we still use these at my school tho

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via dumbgeekstuff)

Apr 23

safewithsam:

Come on Mr Kipling it’s time to get up! 💤🐾💕#safewithsam #sausagedog #support #guidance #mrkipling #puppy #sleep

safewithsam:

Come on Mr Kipling it’s time to get up! 💤🐾💕#safewithsam #sausagedog #support #guidance #mrkipling #puppy #sleep

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